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It is now clear. Now he gets the answer about why his Senior Phîi prepared him to serve!!!
Thwack
“Âi'Sunnnnnnn! How did Phîi Porsche get here, Wá you!”
At seven in the morning, the rally point is in front of Âi'Dranphat's house, Lâ. The organizer and instigator, Âi'Pond, is standing talking cutely on the phone with his romantic partner. Not far away, Shorty Ae is standing holding a large shoulder bag, talking with Âi'Diao, while Âi'Sun is standing nodding off beside him, waiting for two friends who have not yet arrived.
None of the people mentioned so far are a surprise. But this handsome, tall, prominent, cool-figured, wealthy young man who is walking out of the large house next door... how did he get here, Wá?
“Hmph. You caaan't know that easssily,” says the person who is not fully awake, his voice dragging, while his other hand rubs his own eyes. His mouth mumbles.
“Well, Phîi Porsche called and told me there's free accommodation, can stay as many nights as I want, near Pran Buri beach, plus he has a van. It'd be dim-wit not to go.”
Grab.
“Why didn't you tell meeeeeee!” Dear immediately grabs his friend's neck and shakes him vigorously, causing the person who is dazed because he dislikes waking up to shake and wobble. He looks at the little one whose face is deeply red amidst the entire pack of friends.
The point is, does anyone understand Nǎai Dranphat? Being teased by Âi'Sun and Âi'Shin-jang and not being able to retort in time is one thing. But now there is one, two, three, four, including Âi'Shin-jang and Âi'Mai... six people.
He has to be teased by all six of them!
“Well, I thought Phîi Porsche told you. You sleep in the same bed almost every day, how could you not know, Wá?” Sun can only ask, confused, causing the listener to stand gaping.
If the other friends didn't know, they know now that this Âi'Dear...
Thwack
“Oh, so what Âi'Sun said is true, Wá. You have a Phûa now.”
“Âi'damned-animal Mai!” Dear grinds his teeth, startled and flinching when suddenly a force charges and hugs him from behind. When he turns to look to the side, he sees another close friend he hasn't seen for a full semester winking at him.
Âi'damned-animal Mai, or Âi'Mai, was his partner in crime during high school with Âi'Sun. If Âi'Sun is an annoying fucker, Âi'Mai has a dog-mouth. If Âi'Sun drinks liquor like water, Âi'Mai drinks liquor like air. If Âi'Sun has problems with others, Âi'Mai never stops him but fans the flames harder.
He is that kind of person, Khráp.
So, can you imagine? If Âi'Sun teases him every chance he gets, Âi'Mai will...
“I thought so, that you must be a virgin forever. So you get used from behind, right, Wá?”
Grab.
“Âi'goose!!!” His hand grabs and thwacks his butt, and even squeezes it firmly, just like in high school when he would run around grabbing the balls of all his friends in class and then compare them loudly and hilariously, to the point where he almost got into a fistfight with other classmates.
Grab.
"Hmm, now Dear has a romantic partner. And this Phîi must say that Dear's romantic partner is possessive." But then, instead of helping him escape from this situation where he wants to dig into the ground and flee, Phîi Porsche walks over, grabs his shoulder, and pulls him into an embrace, unafraid of ghosts or gods. He even turns to talk to Âi'Mai with a kind smile, but his eyes... are bloody fucking terrifying.
"Wow, Phîi. You have a good face, what were you thinking, coming to take this Shorty Tien?"
What the! Your friend has a good face too, you heel!
He wants to argue until he's breathless, but because all his friends are looking at him with the same expression, Dear quickly shuts his mouth, avoiding eye contact as much as possible, not making eye contact with anyone. One part of him feels relieved that the other friends don't show disgust, but why do they find his situation so amusing!
"That day, this Phîi was drunk. So I slipped up a little."
Yaaakkkkkkkk! Where did this answer come from, sir? Did you think it up with your heel, Khráp?!
"Heh-heh, now, now, don't be mad. That day, this Phîi was willing to slip up." Then Phîi Porsche bends down to talk to him, even patting his head and coddling him.
"Eeeewww, Âi'Dear's face is as red as a dog's butt, Wôoi!" Âi'Pond is the first to make a heckling sound when his cheeks are extremely hot. No wonder how red they are, they're red enough for his friend to tease, that's how red.
"I knew it. Statistically, with a face like his, if he doesn't accidentally become the Miia of a friend in the group, then someone must have taken him to be his Miia." Âi'Diao starts analyzing, with Âi'Ae, who is laughing quietly. He does not speak, but his gaze looks like it says.... I agree.
"You're right. Back in high school, his charm was super strong.... but with men." Âi'Sun laughs out loud. Hey, with this, you are really close, you! Just wait, when you turn to women, I will tell Ryu!
Whack
And because he is a little embarrassed, he ends up punching Phîi Porsche's shoulder to ease his embarrassment. The owner of the shoulder only smiles. However, the type who does not say anything, but has one hand placed on his shoulder, making blinking eyes as if accepting everything, this makes him extremely irritated.
Why does he have to be the only one who is embarrassed, Wá?
"Does having a Phûa change your personality? Being embarrassed and then hitting, this is a female personality, Âi'Dear. Oh, I forget... you are a girl now."
He wants to kill you!!!! Who invited Âi'Mai, Wá!!!
Loud and clear, but only for a moment, Dear raises his head, making a challenging gesture at them, then says in a loud voice,
"Okay, even if I have a Phûa, I still choose, Wá. My Phûa must drive an Aston Martin only, otherwise he cannot have me." Since everyone knows already, he might as well boast. And that makes everyone silent. There is Âi'Sun who is about to burst out laughing. And in the moment when everyone is silent, Dear prepares to deal with the one with the most dog-mouth, not expecting the quietest one to speak up.
"You are a rhino, Wá, Dear."
He cannot believe that Âi'friend Ae is the one who insults him.
"Gahhhhk, Âi'Ae speaks to my heart! I give ten stars!" Âi'Sun runs to hug the number one short friend of the group. At the moment when a luxurious BMW car drives in, and just the owner of the car steps down, everyone's attention falls on the new friend with a heart-stoppingly handsome face, the kind that overshadows everyone else.
Then a grand introduction festival occurs, leaving the "rhino" standing clenching his fists tightly, helpless.
Pat
"Are you angry with Phîi?" Dear almost turns to complain, if not for Phîi Porsche bending down to ask with a soft tone, making his heart soften instantly. He admits he is almost crazy embarrassed, but when he looks at the face... he can only speak softly.
"Phîi Porsche did not tell Dear."
"Phîi just wanted to surprise you. Also, I want to travel together. But if Dear is not okay, I will have someone from home drive the car for you instead." Purin says understandingly, stroking his hair softly, making the listener grit his teeth tightly. The embarrassment is embarrassing, but the matter of Phîi Porsche going along... he is happy, that is all.
"Does Phîi Porsche not have to work?"
"I have taken leave already."
"Then... let's go, Phîi. Anyway, you have already taken leave.... I am not really soft-hearted, Wôoi. No, I am just extremely happy when the other party says they will go along. The feeling of being upset before about why Phîi Porsche permitted so easily flies out of my head, since the real one is going along."
Kiss... pat
Tsk
Stop! If anyone thinks Phîi Porsche will kiss him in front of a pack of dogs (compare them to friends), because actually Phîi Porsche only touches his finger to his own lips, then lifts it to touch his lips lightly, making his cheeks heat up instantly. He opens his eyes wide, looking at the person who can do such a thing with disbelief.
"Ouch, right there, Khráp. Are we going or not, Khráp? Are we waiting for the sun to shine on our butts, Khráp?" Then Âi'Mai makes a teasing sound with a whistle, making Purin whisper softly.
"Now consider it a deposit. The real thing will be discussed when we reach the accommodation." Having said that, the young man walks to look at Dear's friends who are loading things into the car, leaving the puppy standing dumbfounded.
Wait, what deposit? What real thing... how much did my Phîi receive from Phîi Porsche to prepare me so thoroughly, Wá!
The thought that Dear can only make a face wanting to cry. If he had known, he would have tried to beg and grovel at Ryu's feet who fled back to Chiang Mai to go along too. It would not be so disgraceful, unlike Âi'Sun whose Miia refused to go along. Boo hoo.
***
"Phîi, do not think that we will easily accept you as a brother-in-law."
After the luxurious van drives out of the Bangkok metropolitan area for a while, it stops at a large gas station. Because the group who forced their eyes open to wake up early in the morning has no one who brought any food to fill their stomachs. And as soon as it stops, all the young men in their vigorous youth cheer and scramble down, making the driver laugh. But just walking into the convenience store, Dear's friend named Mai walks over and pats his shoulder heavily, saying with a strong voice, "Free accommodation, free car, you cannot buy us, can you?" the large-built young man says.
Among all of Dear's friends, this person can probably be called the one with the most trouble-seeking face.
And that makes Purin smile at the corner of his mouth, looking at the person who now has a basket hooked on his arm, and even winks at the things in his hand, until he finds it amusing.
"Buy anything, tell your friends. I will pay for it."
Snap
“Âi'Dear, come here!” As soon as the young man finishes speaking, Mai turns snap to shout and calls his friend who is hesitating whether to buy fruit juice or milk in front of the refrigerator, making Dear turn to look confusedly. But when he sees his romantic partner with his friend (the one with the most dog-mouth), he runs over to find them.
“What is it, Wá? Are you picking a fight with Phîi Porsche... Hey!!!” Before he can finish asking, Dear shouts loudly when the giant who is somewhat bigger than him grabs his shoulders and pushes him with full force toward Phîi Porsche.
“Take him, Phîi. Someone like Phîi is called an outstanding brother-in-law. No one as kind is as suitable for Âi'Dear as Phîi anymore... Ouch, I really want to wipe my tears that my friend found such a good person to be the Phôo of his baby!”
Hah! Who is the Phôo of the child, Wá!?
Dear stands gaping, looking at Âi'Mai who pretentiously makes a gesture of wiping tears, overjoyed, as if a daughter found a billionaire to be her Phûa. But before he can turn to ask Phîi Porsche, or ask him what crazy nonsense he is dreaming, Wá, Mai turns to shout and tell the other friends scattered around the store... without paying attention to other customers at all.
“You guuuuuys, Phîi Porsche says he will treat! Take it all, Wôoi!”
“Hey, Phîi, what did you say to him!” Dear turns snap to look at the person standing behind him immediately. And that makes Purin laugh. Really, he almost let out a laugh since the puppy's friend pushed him to him.
Hmm, Dear's friends in this group really cannot be bought with free things.
“Hey, Phîi, can you buy out the whole store?”
“Well, if you can carry it away, Phîi is okay!”
“Heeeyyyyyy!!! Phîi Porsche, they will really do it!” Dear wants to turn and grab the speaker to ask seriously, looking at each of Dear's friends' faces, does the word “likes free stuff” stick to their bodies as big as a rice bowl? To the extent that at first they intended to go to Hua Hin together, but as soon as Phîi said there is free accommodation in Pran Buri, they changed their minds almost immediately. Tell them you will treat them, perhaps they will even take the store to Pran with them.
Thump thump
“So stingy! I heard from Âi'Sun that your romantic partner is rich. Be a little stingy with friends.”
“I am not a Misser, Wôoi! Can you spell the word 'considerate', Hah, you guys!” Âi'Mai has the nerve to pat his shoulder loudly thump thump and says with a pitiful tone, as if he is hoarding treasure fully. And when he retorts, do you know what it answers?
“I know the word 'considerate', but if money doesn't fly out of my pocket and I get to eat for free, I am willing to add the word... 'do not know'... in front of the word 'considerate', Wá.” Having said that, it heads straight to only one spot.... the beer refrigerator.
Grab!
“Phîi Porsche!!!” After the bad friend walks away, Dear turns snap to look at his own romantic partner, and even grips his shirt tightly, intending to ask why he indulges them. But before the large person who places a hand on his head, patting it, and gives a wide smile,
“Buying Dear's friends' hearts. Losing just this and getting the position of brother-in-law is okay.”
“So noble, Phîi! This nuisance of a position!” He sarcastically throws it at him. The point is, does Porsche misunderstand between having to please his romantic partner and please his romantic partner's friends? Because if he is still Phîi Porsche's romantic partner, the supplementary position like brother-in-law comes by itself. Why go buy it?
“Come on, consider it a reward. You've been stressed from exams, Have fun to the fullest.” Purin says amusedly, in his heart he really wants to bend down to touch the tip of his nose with the white cheek that is puffing up unconsciously, not to mention the red mouth that is opening. He does not know if Dear realizes that recently he has been acting cuter than before.
The troublemaker is still the same, but the small little gestures he expresses...
“I want to kiss.”
“Hmph, what did Phîi Porsche say?”
“Nothing. I said nothing. Won't Dear buy anything? Our friends have already carried a basket each.” After blurting it out softly, Purin smiles to cover up, pointing a finger at the considerate ones who each stuff their favorite things into a basket each, making the listener's eyes widen.
“Put it back, Âi'shit-lizard! Are you buying sanitary pads to sleep in Pran or what, Wá!” Dear glares wide-eyed at Âi'Diao's basket, which somehow has sanitary pads sticking out. Not only that, canned fish, jam, cologne, and not to mention facial wash foam, which makes the listener adjust his glasses and say with principle, “Do you know that these things are necessary for daily life? Getting them for free, while I have to buy things that can be used for a long time, not eaten and finished at once, it's not worth it, Wá.”
“And what does that have to do with sanitary pads? Is your period coming or what?”
“Oh, this is a gift for my Mâe. As I said, my house holds the principle that when you get free stuff, you must choose things that can really be used.” Having said that, he walks past the speechless person, going to find more food to eat, making Dear stand with his mouth open. His heart wants to complain further, but encountering his house's principle like this, he really has no reason to argue.
Okay, getting free stuff, but having to take things that can be eaten or used for a long time... goose. Why does each of my friends have to be so despicable, Wá?
After dealing with one person, does one think Nǎai Dranphat will go to stop the other friends? Besides sighing, he turns to bare his fangs at his own romantic partner who indulges them, and thinks he better go find something to eat before they rush him later. He does not know at all that...
“If anyone comes to hit on him, I will have Âi'Sun tell you.”
“Thank you, Khráp, Phîi. I will be a dog stick for Âi'Dear myself.” The person who hands the basket to the person waiting to pay for the youths whispers to Purin who is laughing, and says only, "Thank you very much."
This is probably something Dear does not know, that if he gets the position of outstanding brother-in-law... from now on, no matter what Dear does, someone will report it to him.
As they say, how can a single puppy fight against the boss's thoughts? Right?
“Phîi Porsche, this is your coffee. You kept paying for them, so you didn't buy any for yourself.”
Inside the van, Dear, who comes to sit in the front with the famous family heir who demotes himself to be the driver, says while handing over the iced coffee he ran to buy from the coffee shop. The listener smiles slightly, looking at the person who, even though he complains at him, in the end still softens his heart.
“Feed me,” so, the young man wearing famous brand sunglasses says simply, making Dear glance back at the ones having fun in the back a little.
“Here, you cannot eat by yourself always.”
“Well, if there is someone to feed me, why should I learn to eat by myself?” the young man retorts immediately, making the person who is often the car doll pout, but he agrees to hold the cup, then sends the straw to his mouth, in a way that Purin slowly sips the dark-colored drink.
“The coffee is sweet.”
“Hmm... it's not sweet, Phîi.” The buyer bends down to suck the coffee once more, before shaking his head saying it's definitely not sweet. And that makes Phîi Porsche raise his eyebrows a little.
“Let me try again.” When he says that, he offers it anew.
“Hmm, sweeter than before.”
“Hey, how can it be sweeter than before? I also drank it, it's bitter to death...” Hmph, wait a minute.
The dim-wit who starts to realize, bends down to look at the coffee cup, turns to look at the person who is smiling widely looking at the road, then his brain starts working. The first time he said it was sweet when he fed him. After he bent down to suck and offered it again, he said sweeter than before... or is it related to him?
The expression of someone who cannot figure it out, Purin adds a little more,
“I suddenly want to eat directly from the mouth.”
“Hey!!!” Dear can only exclaim softly, his face starting to heat up. He is sure that the gaze under Phîi Porsche's sunglasses must be sparkling. If he interprets correctly, the first sweet thing probably means he fed him. The second sweet thing is probably because... they sucked from the same straw.
“Wow, your friends are bloody fucking slow, Wá. Seriously, staying together for a semester, doesn't he absorb any of your speed, Âi'Sun?”
Thud
Damn! Are you eavesdropping on my every word, you nuisance!
Dear wants to turn and yell at the ones sitting in the back, but he just realizes that the whole car that had singing sounds, some slapping seats and bags, Has become quiet. And then Âi'Mai's voice becomes loud enough to pierce his ears, making him feel resentful in his heart.
“What do you say, Âi'Shin-jang? He has been with you for a semester.”
Speak nicely, Âi'Shin-jang. I am a true friend. You have only met these guys for an hour!
“I also think... he has been dim-wit from start to finish for four months now.”
“Agree, Wá, friend. Even Âi'Shin-jang says that Âi'Dear is hopeless.” Âi'Sun concludes thoroughly, with loud laughter roaring. And before being attacked from the back more than this, Dear turns to tell the driver with a strong voice,
“Phîi Porsche! Tell them, if any one of them teases Dear another word, Phîi will send them to sleep outside!” When he cannot attack them, he can go after the person with the power to order. And that makes Purin raise his eyebrows, while holding back laughter.
“Is this an order or not?”
“Yes!”
“What in exchange?”
“Eeeewww, Âi'Dear is offering himself in exchange, Wôoi, us!!!!” Âi'Pond, the Italian hybrid, makes a sound, making Dear grit his teeth.
“Everything! Just let them shut up is enough.”
“Deal.” Purin agrees immediately, before speaking louder than before, letting the ones sitting in the back hear.
“Anyone who teases Dear again, Phîi warns you that you may have to go find your own accommodation.” The words that Dear nods firmly, turning to look at them like someone holding a better hand. But instead of each person making a regretful face for not being able to tease further, they instead....
“Okay, the Âi'Dear topic is not fun anymore... Did you watch the football last night? It was bloody fucking fun.”
“The end of the game was super thrilling. I almost jumped into the screen.”
“Yes, yes! The last goal where you dribbled and shot from the corner of the field, damnnn, I was so excited I almost peed my pants...”
And many other topics they bring up to make loud noises in the van, making Dear want to climb over and stomp on them in a row, feeling that he is at a tremendous disadvantage for some reason.
Pat
“Whoever teases Dear, whatever, but Phîi does not tease.” Phîi Porsche sends a hand to stroke his hair softly, as if comforting. But why does Âi'Dear feel tremendously tricked? Instead of feeling satisfied, he has to feel uneasy about what Phîi Porsche will take in exchange, and moreover, they have already lost interest in him.
In the end, he can only grit his teeth and mumble. “Phîi is the good one!”
If he had known that he was born to be the only receiver in this group of shit-lizards, many months ago he would have been the one to grab Phîi Porsche and wrestle him instead!
***
“Phîi Porsche, Dear sleeps with friends, Ná, Khráp.”
Now the person who said he would grab Phîi Porsche and wrestle him uses both hands to hold his romantic partner's forearm tightly, and even shakes it, making the most begging face and eyes, when Purin says he must sleep in the same room as the homeowner. But why, Wá? Coming with a whole pack of friends, he would agree to sleep separately from Phîi Porsche alone? He would be gossiped to death.
The manner that the others are not yet paying attention, because they are wide-eyed with the seaside resort house that looks quite luxurious, understand, Khráp? They have even floated on the River Kwai, relying on the type who hitchhikes inside, tough to the point no one else can stand it. But now, convenient travel, luxurious house, attached to the beach, most importantly... doesn't cost a single baht, brothers and sisters.
“Exchange for something else, Ná, Phîi Porsche, Ná. Dear wants to sleep with friends.”
“You want Phîi to sleep alone?”
“Ná, Khráp, Ná, Ná, Phîi Porsche, Ná. Please let Dear sleep with friends, Ná.” Dear says with a begging smile, tugging his arm lightly, in a way that the listener makes a thoughtful face, before sighing.
“As you wish.”
As soon as he hears that, Dear smiles brightly, runs to find his friends who are exploring the entrance of the house with interest, making Âi'Shin-jang laugh hehe.
“Going to sleep with Phîi Porsche is better, why come sleep with us?”
“No, Wôoi! Coming to travel, I want to sleep with you guys.” Dear answers the half-blood, about to walk into the house, but is interrupted as Phîi Porsche walks past carrying two bags first, and tells all the villainous ones who are about to gradually go carry things in.
“This house has four bedrooms. Phîi will take the large room on the far right. The rest, choose as you please.”
“Ouch, Phîi, room not necessary. This living room floor is the most suitable for a late-night drinking circle!” No need to guess who says it. And that makes Purin laugh.
“As you wish, then.” Having said that, the homeowner walks up to the second floor first, letting everyone admire the family's holiday house at their leisure. But before Dear can turn to get his bag, Âi'Sun walks past and says, “Your bags, Phîi Porsche has already taken them up.”
“Hah!” Dear opens his mouth a little, in a way that Shin cannot help but laugh out loud. There is an explanation.
“Yes, your Phûa lets you sleep with us, but your bags, he has taken them to store in his room.”
“Hey, Phîi Porsche!!! You said as I wish, Wá!!!”
Bang bang bang bang
At the end of Âi'Shin's words, Dear complains loudly, then runs bang bang up to the second floor following the room owner, letting the others turn to look.
Then Sun cannot help but remark admiringly, “Phîi Porsche is bloody fucking awesome. His mouth says 'as you wish', but his hand takes his stuff to store. Yes, he wants to sleep in another room, no problem, but anyway, he has to go back to shower in his own room.”
“But, where did this Âi'Dear get this guy from?” Âi'Diao asks curiously. His friend is cute, that's true, but how did he find the type with a private holiday house like this?
And that makes Sun say amusedly, “He's Lex's Senior Phîi,” obviously?"
“Ohhhhhhhhh.” At the end of Nǎai Athit's words, everyone who studied high school together before, with the following words that Shin already understands, even exclaims in unison.
Why before this Âi'Sun said that Dear likes Phîi Porsche so much…
“The ultimate person he admires.”
“His first love.”
“Who he talked about until even I remember 'He is good at everything.'”
“The Phîi-next-door.”
The kind of description that makes even Shin laughs hee hee to himself.
Âi'Dear, so you have been lying unskillfully since high school. You got caught, that's why everyone knows, Wá.
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