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I, Âi'Plêrng, have just swallowed my own saliva!
That is what Nai Práo Plêrng thought of in the second he blurted out until he himself was startled because he... had just asked Phîi Sǐndhu to be his romantic partner.
Plêrng, Ná? The man who holds the principle that "anything goes if it's refreshing" as his motto, followed by "being single is a blessed fortune," had just spoken to tell a man who is far from his dream man—both name is old-fashioned, wears glasses, looks sloppy, looks boring, and is serious like a crazy person—to come be his romantic partner, which is blocking himself from going out to hunt prey for handsome guys to make his heart refreshed, Ná!
But Plêrng could not be startled for long because when his mind calmed down a bit, he thought that there was no problem, Ná.
Being romantic partners might be troublesome, but if he does not love, then why, since Phîi Sǐndhu said that to have anything together, they must be romantic partners? Then he could agree to be romantic partners with him. Once he gets what he wants, once he gets bored, they can break up. As he said, you can date and then break up; even married people can divorce.
All right, Wá. For the dream lumberjack, for the heart-gripping fierce beast, he could have a Phûa for a week or two; it does not matter at all.
The thought of the person who smiled brightly, looking up at the person who set the rule of no romantic partner, no sex, because now they are romantic partners, so sex is okay, right?
But...
Thud
As the attractive face looked up, Plêrng was the one who froze.
Thump-thump-thump-thump!
His heart beat thunderously to a frightening degree.
Since Phîi Sǐndhu was smiling, smiling very widely, the eyes under the glasses clearly showed delight, the sharp face looked full of happiness, until the person who came to trick him was stunned, and Plêrng almost raised his hand to clutch his left chest, not understanding why his heart was beating so hard. Feeling this good might be because this was the first time someone was happy to have him as a romantic partner.
Plêrng might have been through a lot, but he had never had a romantic partner. Therefore, he had never experienced the happiness of being someone's romantic partner. But Phîi Sǐndhu was slowly awakening a sensitivity in him that he never thought he had, making both clear cheeks deeply flushed, even though handsomer men had not been able to do this.
Even when Phîi Drew smiled at him, it did not cause this much damage.
"Thank you, Khrap. Thank you, Nông Plêrng."
"Thank me for what? It's just being romantic partners."
Plêrng himself turned his face away because he felt that... he was defeated, Ná. Do ordinary people who agree to be romantic partners thank each other?
Thinking that, he felt embarrassed beyond words.
"Phîi must thank you anyway that Nông Plêrng agreed to be Phîi's romantic partner."
"Ah, uh-huh."
You crazy person, don't make me (Kuu) shy. It's just being romantic partners, just this. Even doing the bridge pose didn't make me (Kuu) this shy.
Plêrng bowed his head further to look at his own toes, turning his face away in another direction, while Phîi Sǐndhu still smiled widely, scratching his cheek shyly, turning away from him, until the room was covered in silence. The atmosphere that Plêrng was unfamiliar with wrapped around his body. It gave a thrilling feeling unlike when they were on the bed, and it was strangely ticklish, as if someone was scratching his heart all the time.
In that second, the person who was easy to get was truly curled up in embarrassment.
"Nông Plêrng, Phîi might not be the person Nông Plêrng thinks, but Phîi will be a good romantic partner, Khrap. Phîi will take care of, pay attention to, and cherish Nông Plêrng to the best of my ability. Phîi will not let anyone say that Nông Plêrng made a mistake in dating someone like Phîi. Thank you for giving a chance to a bad guy like Phîi who has already wronged Nông Plêrng. Phîi promises not to let such a thing happen again."
"Uh, Plêrng knows already, Ná. Why say so much? It's embarrassing, you know."
The brazen-faced person murmured softly, the hand that was held felt scorching hot until he had to pull it back, twisting his shirt nervously.
He could not stand being in this unfamiliar atmosphere anymore.
"Well... then that's that, Ná."
"Ah, Khrap, Khrap. Is Nông Plêrng going back already?"
"Going back, Sì. Why should I (chǎn) stay longer?"
Ngaaang! Âi'Phént, your (meung) friend is shy, Wá!
"Ah, Khrap, Khrap. Then should Phîi escort you (thoe) to your room?"
"Stupid, no need. Plêrng can go back by myself (chǎn). It's just one floor."
Phîi Sǐndhu reached to open the door for him, and Plêrng quickly stepped out of the room, giving a shy smile to "his own romantic partner."
"Then Plêrng is going back to my (chǎn) room, Ná."
"Khrap, have a safe return."
Plêrng turned and walked along the way, feeling that the other party was watching his back, until he hurriedly walked to the fire escape, feeling scorching hot all over his body and not wanting to stand in a narrow elevator. It was as if adrenaline was secreted so much that he had to move a lot. Soon, the little-one returned to his own room.
Slam
Even as he was about to unlock the door to enter his room, that was when he remembered.
Snap
"I (Kuu) was going to get it from Phîi Sǐndhu, Wá!"
The person who was so shy that he forgot his purpose widened his eyes, gaped, and exclaimed loudly, to the extent that the person who had just stepped out of the elevator also froze, turning to look with a strange expression. But Práo Plêrng did not care. As long as he was not in that dizzy world, his true self returned, until he had to squat down, both hands rubbing his head, screaming loudly in his heart.
Âi'shit-lizard! I (Kuu)became your (meung) romantic partner because I (Kuu) wanted to get it from you (meung), not to turn my back and walk back to my room!
Plêrng screamed loudly, writhing on the floor, tears almost flowing.
His senses returned along with recalling the sweet words that anyone would swoon over... Well, I (Kuu) swooned too!
The words that said, "Thank you for giving a chance to a bad guy like Phîi who has already wronged Nông Plêrng. Phîi promises that I will not let such a thing happen again."
Phîi Sǐndhu probably did not mean that he would not pin him down again, right?
No, all that he did was because he wanted to be done with so badly before. Then being romantic partners has no meaning!
"Ugh, I (Kuu) am going to be deprived badly."
From before… in conclusion… Nai Práo Plêrng got one male romantic partner, but... he was still deprived no differently.
At the same time, Sǐndhu himself was also smiling widely, raising both hands to cover his face. Just thinking about the flushed face of another person made it hard to stop himself from pulling him into a hug, but he knew well that he should not because even though we are romantic partners now, we still have not known each other for long. To go from words to actions would seem not gentlemanly. His first romantic partner dated for over three months before holding hands for the first time. Therefore, it must be taken slowly.
Âi'Mix [Mik] said not to view his Nông as a man, so if he acts as if Nông Plêrng is a fem romantic partner who deserves cherishing, that would be correct, right?
A thought that if Âi'Plêrng knew, he could hang himself to death.
"No way, don't hope for it."
The gentleman Phô (that his brand-new romantic partner did not want) looked down at something that had a reaction in his pants and scolded it because he did not think of violating his romantic partner's feelings anyway. No matter how much his body demanded, it must remain dignified for at least... six months.
Hmm, being romantic partners and waiting for six months should be just right, Lâ.
Sǐndhu told himself that now he just likes Nông Plêrng, but he believes that in six months, it must change to love. Therefore, thinking in the manner of a man who wants to advance the relationship to the next step, six months is not too short. But if Nông Plêrng does not want it... he can wait longer, Ná.
The thought of the person who grabbed his phone, turned it on to search for something, and... clicked to buy bloody fucking everything he saw as interesting.
He should also gather more information.
[Does Nông Plêrng have morning classes?]
[At nine o'clock…]
[Then let's go together; wait for Phîi to pick you up…]
[And about returning, what about Phîi Sǐndhu? Plêrng has classes only until three PM, Ná…]
[It's fine; wait for Phîi to pick you up at the faculty and send you back first, then Phîi will come back in again…]
This morning, Práo Plêrng woke up with a feeling that was utterly peculiar. Besides the fun-loving person like him having a tangible romantic partner, what are these overly attentive messages? It made the person who was still drowsy-wide-eyed stare at his mobile phone with an indescribable feeling.
Again, the ticklish heart again.
"Do romantic partners have to do to this extent, Wá?"
The type who has someone pick them up, there are plenty, but pick up and then go on.
The type who has someone drop them off, is there? There is, but after finishing school, Plêrng, the type who comes to pick up for school, comes to pick up back to the room... is extremely new.
"Whatever, once I (Kuu) get it, I (Kuu) will discard him."
The attractive person said uncaringly since he holds the status of romantic partner, the dream is not far out of reach, until he flipped the blanket off himself, stepped into the bathroom, and then had to freeze.
"What is this bloody fucking smile of mine (Kuu)?"
What is this wide smile that won't close?
"Ah, just happy that I'm close to eating a big thing, right?" That, talking to himself through the mirror, then he walked in humming a song to shower, in his head thinking of evil plans to be busy, meticulously polishing his complexion, carefully choosing perfume for about twenty minutes, just in time for Phîi Sǐndhu to knock on the door.
"Khrap, pŏm."
Phîi Sǐndhu was still the same, old-fashioned face, thick glasses, droopy eyes, but why... smile, Wá, I (Kuu)?
"Has Nông Plêrng eaten breakfast yet, Khrap?"
"Hue, I didn't eat, ah. No time." Plêrng said while walking alongside the other party down to the parking lot.
If asked if he wants to provoke the other party, he does, but this morning he has an important class; cannot miss it. If Phîi Sǐndhu transforms now, it would be physically pleasurable, but dead at the end of the semester, right? So, he decided to behave well temporarily.
"Right, then eat this to hold you over first, Ná."
Phîi Sǐndhu opened his backpack and pulled out bread to hand over with a warm smile.
"Thank you... Khrap."
Plêrng received it with a faint voice, while looking at the bread worth just over ten baht that the other party bought from a convenience store, frozen, because he... had not had anyone ask if he had eaten breakfast yet for a long time.
No, the men he had relationships with did not ask him about this because when they came in the morning, it was time to part. He himself did not think to get involved with anyone to the extent of sitting to eat together afterward. If not counting family and two close friends, Phîi Sǐndhu might be the first person to ask with concern, and even prepared it to hand to him.
Is this the privilege of being a romantic partner that he had never experienced before?
The little-one was still thinking about that even as he stepped into the car.
"And what about Phîi Sǐndhu? Have you eaten breakfast yet?" he asked as he remembered, which the tall man also smiled.
"Nông Plêrng should eat, so you will have energy to attend class, Ná."
Meaning he had not eaten either.
Plêrng thought this was normal, very normal...
"Then Phîi Sǐndhu, take half of it, Ná."
He is not a selfish person to eat alone, right? So he divided the bread into two parts and handed it to the person who was driving the car out of the condominium, which the driver turned to look and... smiled widely.
"Phîi is lucky."
"Khrap?" Plêrng asked back, looking at the person who took the other half of the bread.
"Well..." Phîi Sǐndhu laughed shyly, turning to look at his face.
"...Phîi is lucky to have an attractive and kind-hearted romantic partner like Nông Plêrng, Ná."
Thud
Those eyes were as revealing and serious as his expression, until Plêrng himself turned sharply to look out the window, hurriedly stuffing bread into his mouth, reminding himself that agreeing to be romantic partners is not because he likes, right? A man like this is outside his scope, but because he wants to have fun with him again.
Not shaken, Hòe.
That is what he told the reflection in the mirror that bloody fucking... smiled widely damn it.
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"You (meung) have been smiling broadly, you know. Gone with Phîi Sǐndhu for one night, satisfied and in the mood already, right?"
"Your (meung) aunt's house, where? What kind of man, Wá, extremely possessive."
"Oh, then how can you (meung) smile as broadly as a satellite dish, Wá?"
Plêrng immediately raised his hands to touch his own face as soon as his friend spoke, making a face as if asking "I (Kuu) smiled widely?" until Andrea nodded forcefully, using both hands to lift the corners of his mouth to show how wide his smile had stretched.
"I (Kuu) am just in a good mood, not related to Phîi Sǐndhu at all."
He was at a disadvantage!
The thought of the person who dropped himself to sit next to his friend, placing his bag to reserve a spot for Âi'Phént who had not yet come.
"Oh, so I saw you walking away with Phîi Sǐndhu and even skipping afternoon class. With your (meung) personality, only one thing comes to mind."
"I (Kuu) thought so too," Plêrng muttered in agreement. Well, if it were others, he would have gotten to eat many times already, but this is Phîi Sǐndhu, right?
"So, it didn't happen?" Andrea asked in surprise, which the broadly smiling person closed his smile and stared sharply.
"Yes! Satisfied? Still didn't get to eat both your (meung) Phîi and that friend of your (meung) Phîi!"
The listener still made a suspicious face, while another friend was walking into the room and fired a single shot to kill.
"Âi'Plêrng, why did Phîi Sǐndhu drop you off here, Wá?"
"Hey, hey, hey! My gossip gland is throbbing, Wá!"
The person who thought he would absolutely not tell his friends that he had a romantic partner now turned pale, turning his face away, but when he turned left, he met Andrea who was shaking his arm teasingly; when he turned right, he met Phént who was making a suspicious face. The person in the middle himself twisted his mouth, quickly asking another topic in hopes of diverting attention away from himself.
"And how did you (meung) know?"
"Well, I (Kuu) was walking into the university正好 when Phîi Sǐndhu's car drove in, you know. The window is so clear that I (Kuu) saw you (meung) sitting with your chin in your hand, smiling like a crazy person." This one captured every detail, until the said crazy person pursed his lips tightly, and...
Whoosh
Slam
"Don't you (meung) run away. If you (meung) run away, I (Kuu) will go ask Phîi Sǐndhu myself."
As he was about to get up and run away, he came back in when the teacher arrived, but two close friends saw through it because they grabbed his shoulders one on each side, pressing him back to sit in the original spot, until Plêrng made a sullen face, his attractive face starting to become sulky, and made as if to struggle in place, but well, these two guys, when have they ever been fooled?
"If you (meung) don't tell, I (Kuu) will stop making things for you (meung) to eat, you know."
"Oy, you (meung), ah, I (Kuu) don't want to eat just ordered food, Wôoi." Plêrng whined because whenever he wants to eat something, he begs his friends, right? Âi'Phént will make it for him to eat. But Phraophana did not soften, raised his eyebrows in a questioning manner, until he had to open his mouth without resistance.
"Yes, yes, I (Kuu) can tell. I (Kuu) agreed to be Phîi Sǐndhu's romantic partner."
Here it is, what he didn't want to tell. Why be so shocked? It's just that your (meung) friend has a romantic partner.
The sarcastic person knew well why his friends were shocked because if he goes back up, he would find that he himself was no less shocked when he spoke up to agree to date. But what can he do? He blurted it out, and it's the only way to get what he wants too. The person who did not want to be at a disadvantage said with a defensive tone.
"It's not that I (Kuu) want to be, you know. And stop, Âi'Dria, don't make a grim face. I (Kuu) wasn't tamed by Phîi Sǐndhu, Wôoi. It's your (meung) Phîi's friend, ah. Seriously crazy, said that people who have anything together must be people who date each other. You (meung) know, right, that I (Kuu) want to try again. So there's only one way I (Kuu) can get..."
"So you (meung) agreed to date him, that it?"
"Yes, I (Kuu) slipped up."
Andrea's eyes shone brightly, same as Phraophana who smiled widely until it was tempting to poke his eyes out.
"Do you (meung) think like me (Kuu), Âi'Phént? A person like Âi'Plêrng, Ná, slipped up."
"That's right. Where did he say the name is old-fashioned, not handsome, personality doesn't match, and he agreed to invest to the extent of dating him as a romantic partner? I (Kuu) think it's not a slip-up anymore, ngong." The two friends turned to laugh with delight, until Plêrng quickly said loudly.
"Once I (Kuu) get it, I (Kuu) will discard him for you (meung) to see."
Why are you (meung) looking at me with grinning faces, Wá!
Pat pat
This time, Andrea patted Práo Plêrng's shoulder pat pat and grinned showing all his teeth.
"Then I (Kuu) will wait and see, right, Âi'Phént, right?"
Pat pat
Phraophana patted the other shoulder and still smiled brightly.
"Yesss, I (Kuu) will wait and see whether you (meung) will get him and discard him first, or he will take you (meung) down thoroughly first."
Seeing his friends overly confident, Práo Plêrng felt hurt, declared loudly.
"Just wait and see. I (Kuu) must get to eat Phîi Sǐndhu within three days and discard him for you (meung)
to see!"
This time, he must be serious.
But Plêrng's opportunity came as fast as lightning because the next evening, Phîi Sǐndhu called and asked if it was convenient to go out to eat with him. Of course, Plêrng snatched it up almost instantly, opened the wardrobe to search for a conquering outfit, until he got skin-tight jeans (that might be a bit hard to take off but emphasize plump buttocks that are full of charm) with a black shirt of thin material that when light shines through, you can see a vague, flickering shadow. Just unbuttoning the top two buttons and opening it wide enough looks good. Sprinkled with arousing perfume, styled his hair into shape, until the wavy brown-red hair even enhanced his face to be more prominent.
Just that, Plêrng was ready to go out to handle "gobbling" his brand-new romantic partner and then discard him for his friends to see.
But that was not all.
"Uncle Aphrodite, Khrap, Plêrng has a matter for Uncle to help."
[Say it, my dear nephew.]
Plêrng handled calling his beloved Uncle with a coaxing voice, and the end of the line laughed softly, asking in a kind tone.
"Plêrng wants Uncle Aphrodite to help open a hotel room for Plêrng, please."
He secretly asked Phîi Sǐndhu already where they were going to eat, and by luck of luck, Phîi Sǐndhu chose a restaurant in a hotel. He didn't know if he wanted a romantic atmosphere suitable for being a first date or not, but it suited him perfectly, until he called to coax his beloved Uncle to be a sponsor in helping his nephew find a Phûa today.
[Investing to open a room yourself, or?]
"This person wants it very much, Uncle."
If it were his Mâe, she would have scolded him, but with Uncle Aphrodite, it had the opposite effect. Since Plêrng is the middle child, and his age is not much different from the youngest sister, when they were children, the Mâe had to take care of the Nông, so he himself got the Uncle who is younger than his Phô to raise him. Whenever Plêrng has something, he often asks Uncle for help first.
Moreover, that Plêrng came to study communication arts was because he received influence from this young Uncle, you know... the Uncle who is a former famous lead actor who switched to behind-the-scenes work.
[Okay, then say it, which hotel?
See? Uncle Aphrodite is the easiest to talk to. Then how can I not love?
Plêrng handled telling the hotel name, hung up, and within a few minutes, received a free room ready to accommodate the conquering night.
As for why he was confident that tonight he would get more than any other time, well?
Hehe, Âi'Plêrng knows Phîi Sǐndhu's weak point now!
Therefore, when the two came to the restaurant in the famous hotel, Plêrng did not bother to open, tear, spread to make the other party feel like pouncing because those things have been done before and did not work. To do them again would be a waste of time; if someone comes to sit and chant prayers to chase ghosts, it would ruin the mood again. So Plêrng acted as a good romantic partner by smiling sweetly in response, talking with the other party without thinking of creeping closer.
"Why did Phîi Sǐndhu choose to study law, Khrap?"
"Ah, because in Phîi's family, every generation will have a legal professional, Ná, Khrap." The tall person smiled widely, until calling the glances of many girls to sneak looks, in a way that Plêrng had to look clearly at the other's face. Admittedly, he is handsome, has good looks, not much to criticize, but still, he did not attract him from the first glance anyway. But if you look longer, it's... quite cute, right?
Those thick-framed glasses, the more you look, are quite cool.
Damn it, or did I (Kuu) slip up as they said?
"My grandfather was a judge, My uncle is a prosecutor, My Phô himself is a legal consultant for many companies. I have been interested since childhood, Lâ. Also, I'm good at memorizing. Regarding reciting sections for exams, I have never missed. Regarding interpretation and application, I am not bad either, so I thought studying this field is quite suitable."
Plêrng pulled his mind back to the tall man who was talking about himself openly, could not help but ask.
"Does Phîi Sǐndhu remember Andrea? Plêrng's friend, Ná."
"Remember, Sì. The other day, there was no chance to greet. Nông Plêrng might not know, but Phîi is close with Phîi's brother, Nông Andrea, Ná."
If Phîi knew that Plêrng wants to suck his friend's thing, Phîi would be the one to feel cold.
"Uh, Âi'Dria said that Phîi Sǐndhu is so smart that he passed the medical school entrance exam."
"Not to that extent, Khrap. It's something others tease about, but I never submitted scores. I don't know either. Besides, I could not handle medical school, Khrap."
"Why, Khrap?"
Phîi Sǐndhu's face turned red, scratching his cheek shyly.
"Don't laugh, Khrap. Phîi is quite... afraid of needles, Ná."
Cute damn it.
Plêrng did not laugh, but his eyes widened immediately because a big man sitting with a red face, saying with an unconfident manner that he is afraid of needles, is the cutest thing. Doesn't need to be as handsome as Phîi Andrew; just this makes Plêrng unable to sit still. Never thought that a person like this would have a cute side.
"Gee, don't laugh, Khrap."
"Plêrng didn't, Ná."
Hmm, didn't laugh, just smiled inwardly.
Finally, Phîi Sǐndhu also broke into a smile following, and then looked over with a revealing gaze.
"Thank you, Khrap, for agreeing to go on a date with me."
"It's fine, since we are romantic partners..."
Wait, I (Kuu) forgot the purpose of coming on this date, Wá!
Plêrng realized it right then because he startled, swept his gaze around the restaurant immediately, then quickly turned back to blink rapidly, making a cute expression, pouting a bit to look adorable, and said with a coaxing voice.
"Phîi Sǐndhu, can Plêrng order wine, Khrap?"
"Is Nông Plêrng going to drink or?"
"A little bit, Ná. Consider it celebrating our first date."
Phîi Sǐndhu looked hesitant but finally nodded.
That's it, Âi'Plêrng did not need to open the wine menu because he handled calling the waiter and ordered the whole bottle, not just one or two glasses as the person who had to pay thought, amid the startled looks of the light drinker. But would Plêrng stop? Because he, the tiger, forgot the simplest thing for a week, you know.
The matter that... Phîi Sǐndhu is an extremely light drinker.
The man who, when drunk, transforms. So if he wants to get it, wants to be done with, what is difficult... get him bloody fucking drunk.
Plêrng got the information roughly that Phîi Sǐndhu is not good at drinking. So he started with wine, but if he doesn't get drunk, he will force stronger stuff into his mouth himself!
"Nông Plêrng, Phîi thinks..."
"Can't or, Khrap?"
Plêrng looked up, making kitten eyes, looking at the person who moved uncertainly, but...
"Can, Sì. If Nông Plêrng wants to drink."
Having a romantic partner who is so accommodating is good to the extreme!
Of course, once the drink came, Práo Plêrng did not hesitate at all to use the cuteness he was born with to bring benefit. He might not be able to coax lumberjacks, but he can coax Phîi Sǐndhu to help raise the glass to drink, with the reason that...
"Will Phîi Sǐndhu not drink as company for Plêrng for real, Khrap?"
Phîi Sǐndhu looked at the glass, looked at his face, looked at the glass again, looked at his face again, and...
Gulp, gulp, gulp
Nothing easier than this.
The person watched smiling secretly at the rim of the glass, glancing at the person who must get drunk tonight!
"Another glass, Ná, Phîi Sǐndhu."
"Phîi thinks it's better to stop now."
"Uh, one more glass, Ná. Just one more glass."
"Er, Phîi is not a strong drinker, Ná."
"It's fine, it's not strong."
"Phîi is starting to get drunk, Ná."
"One more glass, Ná. One more glass."
And the answer to whether Phîi Sǐndhu is a strong drinker or not appeared before Plêrng one hour later.
The man with a deeply flushed face, dewy eyes, swaying on his own chair, until Plêrng waved to call the waiter, cleared the money for the food completely, then requested with a cute smile.
"Sorry, Khrap. May I trouble you, Phîi, to help take my Phîi to the room? We are staying here, Ná."
Saying that, he snatched Phîi Sǐndhu's wallet, pulled out a purple bill to give without asking the owner of the money first. Just that, the conquering plan of Práo Plêrng was complete and flawless. What remained was only one thing... pounce on the bed with the drunk person.
I told you, tonight Âi'Plêrng must relieve his itch!
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