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Perspective Little
Ding!
Big: Has little-one returned home yet, Mǎi.
Little-little-one: Just walking into the house now, Khráp, Phîi Tôh.
Big: Just left Tǎem's house, Mǎi.
Little-little-one: Aha, trick-questioning. Little-one won't tell Phîi Tôh, Rǒoeekkkkkk.
Big: Not trick-questioning. Asking seriously.
Big: Worried.
Little-little-one: Worried about what, Khráp. Worried about a tire or worried about me, Mǎi.
Big: .
Little-little-one: 5555 Are you eating a period, Khráp, Phîi Tôh.
Big: I don't want to eat a period, Khráp. Can Phîi eat little-one instead, Lá.
Little-little-one: Ruthless, perverted. Little-one hates perverted people. Screammmmd.
Big: Is this a real scream? Phîi really wants to hear it, Chang. Have only ever heard the singing voice.
Little-little-one: Let me arrange it for you.
Little-little-one: Screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmd. Hèh!
Big: Wait-wait, what was that last thing.
Little-little-one: Hèh is just hèh. Hèh! Hèh!
Big: Acting like a youth, Ná, little-one.
Little-little-one: But little-one is still a youth, Nîi >w\<
Big: Cat. No wonder you said you like being doted on more than liking dogs, Rǒoe.
Little-little-one: Oh, what I said last night.
Big: You know, right, that I am an animal lover.
Little-little-one: I know, Khrâââp. You (Khun) have five cat parents.
Big: Then can Phîi raise little-one as another one, Lá.
Little-little-one: .
Big: Shy, Mǎi.
Little-little-one: Name. Not shy. Just typed that. Later someone might lose motivation.
Big: Phîi is a steadfast person, Ná.
Little-little-one: And what about you (Phîi), Phîi Tôh, Lá.
Little-little-one: If you were an animal, what would Phîi Tôh want to be?
Big: Phîi doesn't want to be an animal. Phîi wants to be coffee.
Little-little-one: Aha, you're going to joke that you want to be number one in your (thooe) heart, Sí, right ///
Big: Because I want to be number one in little-one's heart.
Big: Oh, pretend not to know a little, Thòe. Let Phîi flirt properly, Sí, Khráp.
“Hahahahaha, oy, this is an old joke, wá. Everyone knows.”
I had just walked into the house, placed my guitar bag down carefully, before throwing myself down to lie stretched out on the sofa. My eyes were still looking at the iPad where the chat with someone was still open.
I had just returned from Phîi Tǎem's house, after staying over for one night....last night when Phîi Tǎem sang on the night the stars filled the sky and then cried, that's it.
In the morning, I returned home. But before I could even properly enter the house, someone who said if I played guitar for him again, he would give a reward, messaged me. But he never mentioned the reward. Chatting back and forth, it stopped at him wanting to be coffee, until I laughed out loud. Seems Phîi Tôh isn't that young, huh. Very much reusing old jokes.
Clickety.
He replied already, so I lowered my head to look at my older sister's iPad again.
Big: Then do you know that I am colorblind.
Little-little-one: Because you see this world as pink?
Big: .
Little-little-one: (・□・)
“Hahaha, even older joke, Phîi Tôh!”
I laughed out loud, lying down, when Phîi Tôh sent a period at full rate. But I also felt a bit sorry for him. Well, I am really good at these things, you know. To surprise me would require something truly unexpected.
“What are you laughing at, Têl.”
“Nothing, Jae Tâeuy. Laughing at someone, Ná.”
“Who.”
“The person who wants to be coffee.”
I looked up at my older sister who moved to sit beside me, and saw the other person furrowing his brows quickly.
Seems she didn't get the joke, which I wouldn't elaborate on, except to immediately move to put my head on her lap. But I still looked up at the screen where Phîi Tôh had gone completely quiet. Seems shocked that I knew his joke.
"Has Têl eaten yet? Want to go find something to eat together, Mǎi.”
“Têl already ate after coming from Phîi Rahad's house, Jae. But I also want to eat something sweet, Ná.”
“Jae can't eat sweet stuff. On a diet.” I lowered my hand, looking up at the beautiful Jae who was pouting. And then I didn't know what Jae found annoying about me, so she reached out to pinch my cheek.
“Don't come looking at me. Âi'Youth, eat and don't get fat.”
“Did Têl do something wrong?”
“No wrong. But jealous.” Jae Tâeuy pushed my head down, then got up and walked to the kitchen.
“Jae remembers there's canned rambutan that Máa bought for offerings since Chinese New Year. Want to eat...uh, where is it.”
I grinned widely immediately, got up and leaned over the sofa to look at Jae expectantly. I really don't understand why Phîi Tǎem doesn't indulge me, even though everyone at home indulges me completely, Nǎa. Plus, my sense also tells me that I can wheedle Phîi Tǎem. Even Phîi Ker takes care of me, think about that.
“Looks like Hǐa ate it, Têl. Later Jae will go out to find food and buy some sweet stuff to give you.”
“Thank you, Khrâââp! Jae Tâeuy is the best in the world!” I grinned widely immediately.
“Yeah, Âi'Little-nuisance.” My older sister said just that, but Jae walked to get her wallet anyway, then swung her car keys and left the house. And I believe that later Jae will definitely buy a cake or some sweet thing for me. But when the house was quiet, I noticed Phîi Tôh seemed to have been quiet for a long time, so I lowered my head to look.
That. Sent a period and then went silent.
“Getting sulky just from this, and you (mueng) say you're flirting with little-one,” I said laughingly, getting more used to the nickname every day. And I don't know how from 'Little' it became 'Little-little-one' and then 'little-one,' but it's cute. Endearing too. This name is good.
Little-little-one: Want to eat canned rambutan, Mǎ.
Big: Hmm? Canned rambutan.
Little-little-one: Uh-huh. Well, Phîi Tôh said if I play guitar for you (Khun) to listen to, there would be a reward, Nîi.
Big: Want to eat very much, Khráp.
Little-little-one: Very much. Like, very very much, Khrâââp.
Big: Little-one, Khráp. Phîi has to go now. Later will switch with a friend driving into Bangkok.
That's right. Phîi Tôh said he was in Khon Kaen yesterday. He must be returning today. So I sent stickers in rapid succession, then turned to grab Hǐa's guitar from the bag, sat down to strum it while humming a song.
“Want to eat canned rambutan~ so much! Want to eat rambutan so much, hmm, hmm, hmmmmm~.”
“Têl, come help Máa carry things. What bizarre song are you singing, Rao.”
“Khrâââp.”
Suddenly, I heard my Mâe's voice from the front of the house and immediately put the guitar down. After that, I ran to help Mâe carry things, completely forgetting about the canned rambutan.
And I probably would have forgotten about it completely, if not for a parcel several days later.
A large box placed in the middle of the house.
“What is it, Máa.”
“Don't know. Delivered midday. So heavy Máa's arms almost broke.”
I looked at the parcel box carefully and found it addressed to my name. Plus, the sender's name...Khun Tôh.
Riiip.
I immediately tore the tape sealing the box, opened it in a state like a dog digging up a buried bone pile, before my eyes widened, followed by a loud burst of laughter.
Canned rambutan. Real canned rambutan. About twenty cans. Plus canned lychees too.
On top, there seemed to be another souvenir from Khon Kaen.
I had completely forgotten that I had given Phîi Tôh my address when he said he would send souvenirs. But I didn't think he would really send canned rambutan for me too. Plus this many...I'll definitely get diabetic retinopathy.
“Oh, and this.” I glanced to see an attached note, so pulled it up, and it was the first time my cheeks started to feel hot.
That piece of paper was written...Flirting for real, Ná.
Oy, not joking now. Flirting upside down or flirting right side up, the meaning seems pretty straightforward.
I immediately grabbed the iPad.
Little-little-one: Phîi Tôh, are you really flirting with little-one, Rǔue.
Big: Got the things already, Mǎi.
Big: Have never been joking, Ná.
Big: Then....can I flirt, Mǎi.
To tell him, I froze for a moment, pinched my own cheek a bit, then laughed out loud. I typed carefully.
Little-little-one: If you like, then flirt away. Good things like little-one are few. Must hurry and score without regretting the time.
And Phîi Tôh replied quickly…
Big: Then I'm flirting!
I could only grin widely.
“Then flirt with little-one to get attached quickly. Little-one is hard-hearted, you know. But Little is even more hard-hearted, I tell you (mueng) in advance.”
Now no one can say no one wants me anymore. See? There's one misguided person already.
Plus, my sense tells me...seems Phîi Tôh is serious. So, allowing him to flirt is fine, Ná.
What. Who says Têl is a rhino? No way!!!!
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